Maria Menounos Blue Bikini Candids From Miami

Maria Menounos look really really good in a bikini...just look at the pokies and that ass. Her tiny bikini is having a difficult time trying to keep everything covered. And I do think I spot a wet cameltoe in a few of these photos.

Jessica Alba Extra Junk In The Trunk Bikini Candids From Mexico

Jessica Alba was back in Mexico last week and unsuccessfully trying to hide the extra meat on her ass. Obvious sign that she realize that her butt is bigger so she is now suffering from body insecurities. Now I do not mind this new extra-junk-in-trunk Jessica Alba, I would totally hit it too. However I got to say I do prefer the old tight-ass Jessica Alba. Anyway, it is cute how fast she grab the towel to rap around her butt after getting out of the pool. But the paparazzi was faster on this day..

Here is a reminder of how good things were with tight-ass Jessica Alba:

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Cover And Pictures Leaked

Here are leaked photos from the much anticipated Lindsay Lohan Playboy spread a week or so before hitting the newsstand. This is an interesting leak... All along I thought Playboy founder Hugh Hefner was running the company into the ground so that he could buy back the shares at a cheaper price but he as already taken the company private so you would think the fuck ups would have end. However they overpaid to get Lindsay Lohan naked and then the photos got leaked before getting to newsstands. There goes my stock fraud theory... what we are dealing with here is pure incompetence.

Anyway, the troubled actress posed for Playboy in late October but later had to re-shoot the pictures after Hugh Hefner was unhappy... So if you are disappointed with these pics can imagine how awful the results from the first shoot were exactly? And I have seen this chicks pussy so many times before anything short of a gynecological examination was going to be disappointing. But I am still surprise they didn't get one vag shot from Lindsay for this issue of Playboy. Lindsay Lohan was going for a classy Marilyn Monroe look in these shots but instead got a methed out Marilyn Monroe look. Or a more down to Earth Marilyn Monroe of the people. Enjoy! Click on pictures to enlarge.

Nikki Reed Twilight Panty Upskirt Photos

Here is Nikki Reed dropping the panty upskirt at the Twilight Saga Concert Tour in Chicago on Tuesday. And from the looks of it Nikki Reed had no idea why the photographer was smiling as he was snapping candid photos of her crotch. I bet she thought it was her cheerful personality and witty conversation but no it was the sight of her panties... Why female celebrities don't all learn how to sit right when wearing a short skirt we will never know. Not that we want them to learn... We love tarty chicks almost as proper ladies here.

The movie studios should consider sending some of these young celebrity chicks to etiquette schools. Ever wonder why Princess Dana, despite being one the most photographed woman ever and despite the British paparazzi being some of the most disgusting (awesome) animals ever, did not have too many (about 4) upskirt pics? Etiquette... Or maybe the studios want upskirt shots for publicity and tartiness is used as a promotional tool. It is only a upskirt peek however I am sure it more than what Nikki would want you to see. But I am still not going to see the Twilight Saga.